Adulting Long Sleeve Tee — "One day my parents dropped me off in adulthood and never came back"
White / S
$20.98
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This long-sleeve shirt carries a wry, grown-up sense of humor that lands like a private joke between friends. The soft-but-substantial vintage-weight cotton and classic fit give it a lived-in comfort — the kind you reach for when you want to feel a little cheeky and a little grounded. Short, punchy text reads like an honest confession; it sits casually on the chest so the message becomes part of everyday wear. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, late-night runs to the corner store, or layered under a jacket during crisp evenings. It’s made for people who navigate adulthood with sarcasm and resilience — the ones who laugh at the absurdity of responsibility and keep moving anyway.
The medium-weight fabric and stable construction mean the shirt holds shape through multiple wears. The tubular knit and shoulder tape keep seams smooth and comfortable, while the ribbed collar resists stretching. Because it runs a bit small, many customers size up for a roomier, relaxed look.
Product features
- Environmentally-friendly thick vintage-feel cotton (medium weight, 6.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a cleaner drape
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; runs smaller than usual (consider sizing up)
- Color-dependent fiber blends; meets EU REACH compliance and adult sizing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
Adulting Long Sleeve Tee — "One day my parents dropped me off in adulthood and never came back"
$20.98
The medium-weight fabric and stable construction mean the shirt holds shape through multiple wears. The tubular knit and shoulder tape keep seams smooth and comfortable, while the ribbed collar resists stretching. Because it runs a bit small, many customers size up for a roomier, relaxed look.
Product features
- Environmentally-friendly thick vintage-feel cotton (medium weight, 6.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a cleaner drape
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; runs smaller than usual (consider sizing up)
- Color-dependent fiber blends; meets EU REACH compliance and adult sizing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron