Funny Quote Long Sleeve Tee — "Dangers of Quicksand vs. Bills"
Funny Quote Long Sleeve Tee — "Dangers of Quicksand vs. Bills"
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
A soft, vintage-feel long sleeve tee that speaks in quiet humor. The black, classic-fit shirt carries a playful, handwritten-style message about adulthood — a little wry, a little resigned — printed center-front so it reads like a private joke shared in public. The thicker, eco-minded cotton and ribbed collar give it a lived-in, comfortable presence. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, at casual meetups, or layered under a jacket when running errands. It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations without trying too hard and settles into your rotation as the one you reach for when you want comfort with a smirk.
Product features
- Thicker, vintage-feel cotton for a cozy, worn-in look.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces waste and creates a smooth silhouette.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability.
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with classic fit; runs smaller than usual.
- Color-dependent fiber blends (solid 100% cotton; mixed blends for Heather/Safety/Sport Grey).
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron