Funny Sarcastic Long Sleeve Tee — “I’m sorry the person you are trying to reach…”
Funny Sarcastic Long Sleeve Tee — “I’m sorry the person you are trying to reach…”
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
This long-sleeve tee speaks with dry wit and quiet confidence. Lightweight but substantial, the vintage-feel cotton holds a clean, minimalist print across the chest: a deadpan message that reads like an automated voice mail — slightly sarcastic, totally relatable. Wear it layered under a denim jacket on a slow coffee run, or alone on a weekday when you need to keep conversations short. The tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the shape tidy wash after wash, and the medium-weight fabric gives it that lived-in, comfort-first feel without looking sloppy. It suits people who appreciate understated humor, low-drama style, and clothing that works as an everyday expression of personality.
Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton for a substantial hand
- Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces waste and improves drape
- Ribbed knit collar with seam to retain shape
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) and classic fit
- Runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron