Long Sleeve Tee — "This isn't fair!"
Long Sleeve Tee — "This isn't fair!"
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
A soft, vintage-feel long sleeve tee that speaks with a dry, witty voice. The simple centered text — “This isn’t fair! If I had wanted to grow up, I wouldn’t have fed my vegetables to the dog!” — sits on a clean white canvas, letting the humor land like a quiet inside joke. The thicker, eco-friendly cotton and tubular knit give a comfortable, slightly lived-in weight that drapes casually over shoulders. Ribbed collar and taped shoulders keep the shape through washes, while the medium-weight fabric makes this a cozy layer for cool mornings, lazy weekends, or those evenings when you want to wear something that shows your sense of humor without shouting. Sized in a classic cut with a sewn-in label, it runs a touch smaller than typical tees, inviting you to choose the fit that matches how relaxed you want to feel.
Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel eco-friendly cotton for a soft, lived-in drape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces waste and creates a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with classic fit; runs slightly small
- DTF inner neck label options; sewn-in label and EU REACH compliant
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron