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Lightweight and playful, this long sleeve competitor tee is made for kids who move fast and joke faster. The breathable, moisture-wicking polyester keeps active bodies cool and dry during practice, play, and all the in-between moments. The cheeky hand-lettered message on the front — “I’m beginning to suspect that my parents aren’t telling me everything.” — reads like a wink from a curious kid who’s always asking questions. Built with an athletic cut and ultra-light fabric, it layers easily under jackets or wears solo for gym class, weekend games, and backyard adventures. The soft, tear-away label keeps irritation away so focus stays on fun, not tags. Durable DTF printing means the graphic stays crisp through washes, letting the personality shine season after season.
Product features
- 100% polyester — strong, shape-retaining, quick-drying
- Moisture-wicking fabric keeps skin dry during activity
- Extra-light 3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²) for breathable comfort
- Athletic fit with tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- Durable DTF print for a crisp, long-lasting graphic
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not dry clean
Youth Long Sleeve Tee — "I’m beginning to suspect that my parents aren’t telling me everything." Funny Kids Shirt
$28.87
Product features
- 100% polyester — strong, shape-retaining, quick-drying
- Moisture-wicking fabric keeps skin dry during activity
- Extra-light 3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²) for breathable comfort
- Athletic fit with tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- Durable DTF print for a crisp, long-lasting graphic
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not dry clean